Aaron Parecki

I recently learned there are “Norman doors”. Look it up if you haven’t heard of them.

TikTok really does feel a bit like investing.

The more you post the more “stocks” you have and a chance for one of them to take off and at different times. It’s crazy how the rate of growth increases the more I post.

Winner winner

Hard to say who’s at fault here.

So is Oktaober the ultimate month for “cloudiness?”

What pedestrians look like across Europe

Evil genius mode

I went from 💯 painting my office black to… seriously considering ONE OF THESE 👀 I have 12 hours to decide…

I remember like ten years ago hearing @aaronpk talk about the car2go API and how you couldn’t see locations when the car was in motion, but you could see all the available cars. There was a mention of driving all the cars to Mt. Tabor… did that actually happen?

@aaronpk I brought your PK1 for from Pepper Tech and was terribly disappointed.

1. Missing screws.
2. Middle piece is 1 inch short

I used social engineering 😇

I hate complaining but ugh. I spent 25 minutes dodging questions from my Uber driver about why I’m not married and am single.

He would not let it go.

You haven’t tried? Do not want to? Why?

Having to hack your way into the restroom is e ti rely on brand for #Authenticate2022

I would love to see this for every App on the https://futureinternet.io

Sixth, you need to be passionate.

You need to wear your heart on your sleeve.

You need to sometimes dribble on your sleeve.

Sometimes more than dribble.

You've got this.

And you've SOAKED it.

Imagine?

I'm already living it 😎

I can imagine a world where we have our identities and data that we control with local first and distributed out

Seriously, this is a pair of presenters that have practiced this preso a LOT. Well done in the face of adversity!

you know you are getting old when you tweet a "get off my lawn" victory. =)