Aaron Parecki

I've been editing and reviewing these videos at 2x and now when I play them back at normal speed it sounds like I am talking soooo sloowwww

I've been making so many graphics in Keynote lately for use in videos and blog posts, but I really wish there was a quick keyboard shortcut to export the current slide as a PNG. Right now it takes about 9 clicks to export a slide.

I've got an ad spot opening up in the new year on https://oauth.net! This is *the* hub for everything about OAuth online. Text-only ads, and usually has a high clickthrough rate!

Get in touch if you'd like to get your business in front of 150,000 people a month!

So far today is going great. I tried to fix my bike's flat tire and it went flat again an hour later. And now my external SSDs aren't mounting which is making it very hard to do work.

Can I call in a "technical difficulties day"? It's like a sick day but for my stuff.

Testing the ability to post to my website without sending every post out to my Mastodon followers. If you can see this post, you're either following my website directly, or I broke something.

Let's see if I get banned for linking to my own website, which you can also follow from Mastodon.

https://aaronparecki.com/@aaronpk

If that was my last tweet it was nice knowing you all 👋

The elmo club is out in full force tonight and I have no idea what I'm going to wake up to tomorrow in my replies and DMs 🥲

Shoutout to all my friends who, in the last 3 years, I have only communicated with by exchanging high fives on @Duolingo!

We should hang out more often!

I made ChatGPT write the Laws of Cuteness

> The first law of cuteness states that the cuteness of a cat cannot be created or destroyed, but can only be transferred or converted from one form to another.

> The second law of cuteness states that the cuteness of a cat will always tend towards maximum cuteness.

> The third law of cuteness states that the cuteness of a cat approaches maximum cuteness as the cat's environment approaches absolute adorableness.

> The zeroth law of cuteness states that if two cats are in cuteness equilibrium with a third cat, they are also in cuteness equilibrium with each other.

#OpenAI #ChatGPT #CatGPT

Remember folks, "token exchange" does *not* mean "let me exchange a customer ID for a token"!

Good thread on how remotely connected Honda, Nissan, Infiniti, and Acura cars were all able to be remotely controlled knowing only the VIN.

https://twitter.com/samwcyo/status/1597792145691246593

A corporate AMEX acct has a max length of 20 chars for the street address, and no second line. Between a 4-digit street number and "Apt XXX", that leaves only 8 left for the street name and type.

So cross your fingers that USPS figures out this abbreviated street name I guess.

As someone who doesn't cook with meat or eggs, this whole thread is incredibly confusing. It reads like everyone is in on a gag that is going completely over my head. https://twitter.com/warghetti/status/1595407307495587841

wow, Hive Social won't let you add any photos unless you grant it access to *all* your photos. Normally on iOS you can choose to give an app access to only select photos, but it recognizes this and prevents you from doing anything. Super sketchy, will not be using this.