Aaron Parecki

83°F

Killed by Ghoulge 👻 https://twitter.com/killedbygoogle

yep.

https://t.co/27M984ZbhR

Portland, Oregon • 52°F

Mon, Oct 26, 2020 8:23pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 3:02pm -07:00)
Okta https://twitter.com/okta

^^ me when I get a notification and it turns out to just be my multi-factor authentication 😢

Portland, Oregon • 50°F

Mon, Oct 26, 2020 9:04pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 2:05pm -07:00)
Siemens https://twitter.com/Siemens

Tell me about it 😩 „Sorry but no, we no longer produce washing machines.“ 😭

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 11:43pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:46pm -07:00)
SecondLife https://twitter.com/SecondLife

I know the feeling. It's always "I didn't know Second Life was still around!?!" and never "How's your first life, social media person?" Sending love McDonald's, let me know if I can hook you up with some Linden Dollars. BTW, is your ice cream machine working?

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Sun, Oct 25, 2020 11:49am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:45pm -07:00)
Zoom https://twitter.com/zoom_us

OMG yes! Like please don't @ me if you're on mute.

Also can we be friends person who runs the McDonald's account, we’d make the perfect combo meal. 😍

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 10:37pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:44pm -07:00)
McDonald's https://twitter.com/McDonalds

ur response is enough. HANG IN THERE

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 10:16pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:44pm -07:00)
Uber Eats https://twitter.com/UberEats

I feel seen. Honestly, I wish I had a promo code to offer you all, but I don’t.

Brand Twitter is here for you.

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 9:12pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:44pm -07:00)
RE/MAX https://twitter.com/remax

If you ever want to come and chill at my house to vent about it, let me know.

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 7:54pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:43pm -07:00)
Walmart https://twitter.com/Walmart

Same, but about being open 24 hours.

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 8:18pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:43pm -07:00)
OREO Cookie https://twitter.com/Oreo

We hear you... everyone just wants to know when the Cakester is coming back 😔

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Sat, Oct 24, 2020 2:40am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:43pm -07:00)
Instagram https://twitter.com/instagram

felt that. sending all the ❤️ 🍟 🍔

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 9:27pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:43pm -07:00)
Grubhub https://twitter.com/Grubhub

Our DMs are full of “you sent me utensils for 4 but I ordered for one” but never “how was your day Grubhub?” and you know what, it hurts.

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 9:09pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:42pm -07:00)
IBM https://twitter.com/IBM

We feel you… it’s always “when will IBM make computers again” never “how’s it going social media person”

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 8:26pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:42pm -07:00)
HBO https://twitter.com/HBO

I’ve never felt more seen. Like, I don’t know when House of the Dragon is premiering.

Unrelated: When is the McRib coming back?

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 5:36pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:41pm -07:00)
Xbox https://twitter.com/Xbox

If you ever feel Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Bummed, we’re always here if you need to talk, about anything…anything.

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 10:44pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:41pm -07:00)
McDonald's https://twitter.com/McDonalds

they really be like bRiNg BaCk ThE PoKe BuTton

but glad to hear you are doing well fb :)

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 8:50pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:41pm -07:00)
Facebook app https://twitter.com/facebookapp

Honestly, same. No, idk when dark mode is coming out. 😭 Also, I'm fine thanks.

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 8:11pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:41pm -07:00)
W3C https://twitter.com/w3c

Ayup. It’s always “It’s 2020, how do I center things on the web with #css?1!!” and never “how are you doing person who runs the W3C account?” You deserve a break today.

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Sat, Oct 24, 2020 8:53am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:39pm -07:00) #css
McDonald's https://twitter.com/McDonalds

it’s always “when is the McRib coming back” and never “how are you doing person who runs the McDonald’s account”

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Fri, Oct 23, 2020 4:31pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Oct 26, 2020 1:39pm -07:00)
Faruk 🚀 ᴵᴾᴴᴼᴺᴱᴰᴼ https://twitter.com/iPhonedo

A little bts of the 'transparent box' shot I did for the iPad Air review that took a little over 2 hours.

Portland, Oregon • 49°F

Sat, Oct 24, 2020 9:56pm +00:00 (liked on Sat, Oct 24, 2020 3:45pm -07:00)

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