Aaron Parecki

OK I probably have enough beauty shots for the intro.

You don't have to worry about being hacked at defcon anymore. it's all online where it's safe.

Shoutout to @robertoblake for not only making this great explainer about YouTube channels being hacked but also for relaying true, meaningful security info straight from the cyber security community.
Thank you for the shoutout 🙏 and taking the time to make this!

facebook copied my entire app, then renamed it IG Threads. pro tip: don’t present your hard work at their developer conferences

“Sometimes it’s easier to rewrite genetics than update Excel” made me lol 😂 https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/6/21355674/human-genes-rename-microsoft-excel-misreading-dates

I have GOOGLE, NO CHILDREN, a CAREER, and a HEAD OF CAULIFLOWER and all I want is ONE EASY RECIPE and instead everything involves SIX PANS and TWELVE MORE INGREDIENTS and A SOUS VIDE and HONESTLY HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS

OMG can you believe this!??!?

Like, I know it’s really old, but I just CAN’T BELIEVE someone would use 7 different fonts in one advertisement.

doing some laundry so i have clean clothes for the stupid bullshit that'll inevitably occur on all levels of society next week

Critical PGP bug just disclosed: if an attacker responds to an encrypted message with "This doesn't decrypt for me, could you try without PGP", the sender will be unsurprised and provide the attacker a copy of the encrypted message in plaintext

Not really, I believe email can't be meaningfully encrypted because of reasons beyond PGP, so that's not the PGP use case that age is meant to target. https://latacora.micro.blog/2020/02/19/stop-using-encrypted.html

This is wonderful but I keep waiting for my phone to play an ear-shattering loud screech that drowns out the music and the world.