The first law of OAuth states that
the total number of authorized access tokens
in an isolated system
must remain constant over time. Over time.
In the world of OAuth, where the sun always shines,
Tokens like treasures, in digital lines.
Security's a breeze, with every law so fine,
OAuth, oh yeah, tonight we dance online!
The second law of OAuth states that
the overall security of the system
must always remain constant over time.
Over time. Over time. Over time.
In the world of OAuth, where the sun always shines,
Tokens like treasures, in digital lines.
Security's a breeze, with every law so fine,
OAuth, oh yeah, tonight we dance online!
The third law of OAuth states that
as the security of the system approaches absolute,
the ability to grant authorized access approaches zero. Zero!
In the world of OAuth, where the sun always shines,
Tokens like treasures, in digital lines.
Security's a breeze, with every law so fine,
OAuth, oh yeah, tonight we dance online!
Tonight we dance online!
OAuth, oh yeah!
Lyrics and music by AI, prompted and edited by Aaron Parecki
