#whiningontheyacht
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the hundreds of old boarding passes that normally clutter up my apple wallet just disappeared and now I kind of miss them 😔 -
I forgot that I had run out of Campari but my cocktail robot was already pouring a Boulevardier so I swapped the Campari tube for Zwack and now I have a cocktail that is not what I was looking forward to but is okay #whiningontheyacht -
the last bite of my lunch included a large piece of raw onion and now all I can taste is onion
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Got a free first class upgrade again despite losing my status for 2018, but it's just to Seattle so I get to enjoy a whole 35 minutes of it. #whiningontheyacht
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I just accidentally ordered a pepperoni pizza and forgot that outside of Germany, pepperoni is not actually hot pepper and is in fact meat.