Aaron Parecki

i love to update the operating system on my television. its so cool that there's another little computer in there which does nothing for me that i despise and have to take care of

When I retire someday I want to teach this class because:

1. It will be super fun
2. In the moment kids will hate it and not understand why this is so hard
3. Ten years after they'll (hopefully) say its the one CS class they still use everyday

Monday would be the perfect day for Google to announce that they're bringing Reader back from the dead.

Well @elonmusk now owns this place so here’s a warm welcome to him and his fans
https://t.co/eMpXNrdc46

Biggest issue with the Elon stans is that they don't actually love him for environmental reasons or because he's allegedly attempting to make humanity a multi planetary species.

It's because he's getting away with bad stuff and profiting, and they wish they could do the same.

So no, I don’t move seats for families unless it is literally I have to go up one row and I haven’t already put my stuff away in my specifically chosen seat so I can rest/do work in my office. Flying is expensive and exhausting for everyone. If you can’t plan ahead, fly Southwest

In light of everything happening at Twitter, a lot of people are wondering "where to go next". May I suggest, and I am speaking to myself here too, that you invest in your own blog on your own domain? Own your own content, and share your thoughts independently of dingaling CEOs.

"Blockchain" is the "essential oils" of tech bros.

the history of "social media" is the history of people inventing things that are strictly worse than livejournal

Europe but if Europe colonised it

Here it is: Twitter engineers were told today to *print out* their last 30 to 60 days of code, so they could show it to Elon Musk himself.

Then they were told wait, no, actually, please shred all that code you just printed out.

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https://www.platformer.news/p/elon-takes-over-twitter