Aaron Parecki

Have we tried telling Republicans that every student with a loan is like a tiny corporation that needs a bailout, maybe that will make them less angry

when I was born I only weighed 5.4 lbs

now I weigh 145lbs

here’s the 7 secrets i used to grow an impressive 10.5% YoY for the last 33 years

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I love my Aranet4. It’s a phenomenal piece of technology. When I start getting brain fog and forgetting people’s names during Zoom calls, I check the CO2 levels. It’s usually the lack of ventilation in the office and not lack of caffeine.

Ohhh those look fantastic

If we stop blowing up planets now, that would be extremely unfair to the planets we've already blown up.

Boomers melting down about how this isn't fair is really something. We know life isn't fair. You told us that every single day of our childhood. So I'll give you the same advice you always gave us: Get over it.

Helmet laws undermine one of our medical community's greatest sources of organ donation in this time of dangerously low transplants.

I'm always endeavoring to be "that guy"

🤯 TikTok vs. YouTube Shorts revenue, "Apple Has Declared War On Spammers", 8/15/2022 (same vid)

TikTok: 931,400 views (64% US), $23.81 revenue = $0.025 RPM
YT Shorts: 2,700 views (51% US), $3.15 revenue = $1.17 RPM

👉 YT PAYS 47X MORE FOR THE SAME CONTENT 🤦‍♂️

Bye bye #tiktok

I love my Aranet so much