Aaron Parecki

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Not Fake Adam Kalsey https://twitter.com/akalsey • Sep 1
I bought 5 pounds of the nuts United serves in first class.

I started buying the sparkling wine @AlaskaAir serves in first class 🙈

Portland, Oregon • 71°F

Mon, Aug 31, 2020 9:58pm -07:00
Not Fake Adam Kalsey https://twitter.com/akalsey

I bought 5 pounds of the nuts United serves in first class.

Portland, Oregon • 71°F

Tue, Sep 1, 2020 4:52am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 9:57pm -07:00)
Not Fake Adam Kalsey https://twitter.com/akalsey • Sep 1
Doesn’t help you get to San Diego any faster though.

Not like we can travel right now anyway. tbh if they made a flight simulator which was just waiting in a boarding line and sitting in planes I'd play the crap out of that right now.

Portland, Oregon • 71°F

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Mon, Aug 31, 2020 8:45pm -07:00
Antonio García Martínez https://twitter.com/antoniogm • Sep 1
In general, everything would be better if we turned it over to the engineers.

Please no.

Signed,

an engineer

Portland, Oregon • 71°F

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Mon, Aug 31, 2020 8:38pm -07:00
Twitter https://twitter.com/Twitter

Three things—

1. "Retweets with comments" is changing to "Quote Tweets"

2. Quote Tweets will appear right next to Retweets

3. The mask goes over your nose

Portland, Oregon • 71°F

Mon, Aug 31, 2020 10:02pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 8:16pm -07:00)
🏳️‍🌈🐝 𝕬𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖆 𝕷𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 🐝🏳️‍🌈 https://twitter.com/CouldYouJustN0t

Hi world! I'm in Portland and I'd like you to know that it's quite beautiful outside and absolutely nothing is on fire.

Portland, Oregon • 71°F

Mon, Aug 31, 2020 10:14pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 8:09pm -07:00)
Not Fake Adam Kalsey https://twitter.com/akalsey • Sep 1
There’s ongoing costs, too. You can’t just /keep/ a pilot’s license. You have to use it. If you don’t fly a minimum number of hours a year, you lose it. So you’ll have to rent planes.

Lots of pilots sell “at cost” trips to travelers to fund their hours.

Yeah that's why I'm thinking this simulator idea isn't so far fetched 😉

Portland, Oregon • 71°F

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Mon, Aug 31, 2020 8:08pm -07:00
Steven Sinofsky https://twitter.com/stevesi

I installed a kitchen faucet that can connect to Alexa (“Alexa, ask <brand> to dispense 1 cup hot water”). The problem is that when the faucet is running, Alexa can’t hear me to tell it to turn off. Well that’s one problem, actual utility is another. Also, no timer.

Portland, Oregon • 72°F

Tue, Sep 1, 2020 2:13am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 7:22pm -07:00)
Michael Tucker 🇦🇺 https://twitter.com/MichaelTuckerTV • Sep 1
How did you master an ATEM mixer if it wasn't for doing the hours of practical work?

Say that gives me an idea... ATEM Simulator... you have to live switch an event and you lose points for every cut you mess up 😂

Portland, Oregon • 72°F

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Mon, Aug 31, 2020 7:21pm -07:00
OktaDev https://twitter.com/oktadev

Don't forget to register for our awesome (free!) security conference, Disclosure, happening this Wednesday, September 2nd! https://www.disclosureconference.com/ We have tons of awesome speakers covering various security topics. If you're interested in web security, DO NOT MISS THIS <333

Portland, Oregon • 72°F

Tue, Sep 1, 2020 12:19am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 7:14pm -07:00)
Michael Tucker 🇦🇺 https://twitter.com/MichaelTuckerTV • Sep 1
Why just settle for a tool that allows you to live in a room, rather than go explore the real world? Simulators have their place, especially in ground-school applications to explain flight concepts to newbies and re-qualifying pilots.

Because I've always wanted to fly a plane but that seems like a terrible idea for a number of reasons

Portland, Oregon • 73°F

Mon, Aug 31, 2020 7:00pm -07:00
Adam Taylor https://twitter.com/EposVox • Sep 1
So uh, I accidentally brought new guests in. Hopefully not permanent.

Too late 😻

Portland, Oregon • 73°F

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Mon, Aug 31, 2020 6:55pm -07:00
Nick Mudge https://twitter.com/mudgen

Yes

Portland, Oregon • 73°F

Tue, Sep 1, 2020 1:47am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 6:54pm -07:00)
Nelson Minar https://twitter.com/nelson

Lol, $20k minimum for a pilot's license. So go nuts!

Portland, Oregon • 73°F

Tue, Sep 1, 2020 1:46am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 6:53pm -07:00)
Richard Brynj ó l f s s o n https://twitter.com/sillygwailo

At least with a flight simulator rig, you can sell it if you lose interest in it.

Portland, Oregon • 73°F

Tue, Sep 1, 2020 1:44am +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 6:53pm -07:00)
According to The Internet, it costs about $10,000 total to get a pilot's license. That means I can spend $10,000 on building a flight simulator rig instead, right?

Portland, Oregon • 73°F

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Mon, Aug 31, 2020 6:42pm -07:00 #flightsim
Micah Silverman https://twitter.com/afitnerd

Humbled and psyched to be sharing the "stage" with this group of security rock stars!

Portland, Oregon • 72°F

Mon, Aug 31, 2020 3:55pm +00:00 (liked on Mon, Aug 31, 2020 2:19pm -07:00)
nwlyr https://twitter.com/nwlyr

For me it’s whether they seem genuine or not. Sure, both can be entertaining and fun, but I will invest more time in who I think is genuine. And for God’s sake REPLY your comments. I’m not joining a community that’s a one way street.

Portland, Oregon • 69°F

Mon, Aug 31, 2020 1:32am +00:00 (liked on Sun, Aug 30, 2020 8:35pm -07:00)
Harris Heller https://twitter.com/HarrisHeller

Every problem, annoyance, and frustration in your life is a business opportunity if you can be the first to find the best solution.

Portland, Oregon • 69°F

Mon, Aug 31, 2020 12:55am +00:00 (liked on Sun, Aug 30, 2020 8:32pm -07:00)
Johannes Ullrich https://twitter.com/johullrich

With @CenturyLink causing outages at @Cloudflare, @Imperva, @OpenDNS, @Duosec, and others: Remember the biggest advantage of cloud services is that you have someone else to blame for the problem. Happy Sunday Morning all. @Hulu may be down to. You may have to talk to each other.

Portland, Oregon • 70°F

Sun, Aug 30, 2020 1:44pm +00:00 (liked on Sun, Aug 30, 2020 2:08pm -07:00)

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