Aaron Parecki

Sigh, second coast to coast flight (5-7 hours) without WiFi in just 4 days. That will teach me to procrastinate tasks requiring connectivity to the last moment because “I have a long flight anyway” 🙄

*Honest job interview*

Interviewer: “What’s your biggest weakness?”

Me: “Sometimes I fuck up my rebase so badly I delete the repo and clone a new copy 🔥🙆‍♀️”

Just asked for W3C to eliminate the role of the Director (a pseudo-dictatorship), and to redistribute power & authority from the W3C Team to the members & community.

When did I become a web standards anarchist?

We put so much pressure on ourselves as millennials.

We want a six figure income, the love of our life, a successful entrepreneurial side hustle, to travel every few months, a stable gym routine, 7-8 hours of sleep, work/life balance and mental/emotional stability.

By 30.

It's crazy that providing URLs that can be used to link to content is somehow an advanced technique in this weird SPA-infested world we live in these days

Why is there no undo button when you accidentally hit the wrong floor in the elevator

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

HTTP 262 JAVASCRIPT UNNECESSARILY REQUIRED; the content is available but you'd better have a good CPU and 15 seconds of free time before the first pixel gets painted

if you study microbiology long enough you either become a full on germaphobe or start using the floor as a plate

there is no middle ground

Don’t get into photography or filmmaking unless you enjoy reorganizing a vast mess of tiny accessories over and over until you die