Aaron Parecki

57°F

Quinn Wilton https://twitter.com/wilton_quinn

Help! I want off this site but things are too funny right now

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX in Loomis, Washington • 20°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 8:38pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 3:32pm -08:00)
Hilary Agro 🍄 https://twitter.com/hilaryagro

I love that at no point, when everyone's talking about what other platforms we're gonna bail to, is Facebook ever considered an option lol

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX in Loomis, Washington • 20°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 11:18pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 3:32pm -08:00)
Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources https://twitter.com/waDNR

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX in Columbia Shuswap, British Columbia • 27°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 3:30pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 3:06pm -08:00)
Blaine Cook https://twitter.com/blaine

That's another aspect to this that is so poignant for me, personally. I tried to make Twitter better. I tried to make Twitter the fediverse, back in 2008, and after I failed, I left and tried to make the fediverse a thing without Twitter.

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX in Yellowhead County, Alberta • 27°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 9:59pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 10:56pm +00:00)
Robert M. Lee https://twitter.com/RobertMLee

Turns out cryptocurrency is as much of a scam as we all said…the entire time.

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX in Yellowhead County, Alberta • 27°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 3:09am +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 3:54pm -07:00)
Tim Trautmann tim@photog.social https://twitter.com/tims_pix

Twitter now feels like the end of a party that went way too long. Everyone is drunkenly on the sidewalk, hugging and saying their goodbyes; all the while, the house has caught on fire.

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX in Yellowhead County, Alberta • 27°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 10:46pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 3:54pm -07:00)
Lillian Karabaic https://twitter.com/anomalily

I've run an online social website for 4 years now. I host it on my servers and not a 3rd-party website. If you want to keep up with me and a few thousand other people, come over. We talk money, pets, parenting, and dank memes. I give out cute badges for $0 https://forum.ohmydollar.com/

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX in Big Lakes County, Alberta • 30°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 7:18pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 3:43pm -07:00)
Zoë Schiffer https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer

NEW: Twitter has suspended the launch of Twitter Blue and is actively trying to stop people from subscribing "to help address impersonation issues," per an internal note. 1/

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX • 36°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 2:54pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 6:28pm +00:00)
Black Ashley https://twitter.com/ashleysimpo

I say we all tweet the reckless chaos we been holding back in our drafts.

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX • 36°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 6:17pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 6:27pm +00:00)
iJustine https://twitter.com/ijustine

You have to open twitter, log in on the car, place your phone on the ground and then run it over to scan the QR code that appears underneath the vehicle and it has to be scanned while you are listening to the new Taylor Swift album or it won’t work.

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX • 36°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 5:44pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 6:18pm +00:00)
iJustine https://twitter.com/ijustine

Omg it worked. And I only had to pay $150k for this new badge!!!!!!

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX • 36°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 5:41pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 6:18pm +00:00)
Callie https://twitter.com/calliesaurus

I'm here with you all the way 🔥

British Airways Flight 267 LHR to PDX • 36°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 5:39pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 5:54pm +00:00)
Dan York https://mastodon.social/@danyork

@aaronpk I hear you! It's like watching the train wreck that's about to happen because they are blowing up the bridge that the train is about to cross...

Hillingdon, England • 61°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 1:03pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 1:04pm +00:00)
Jessica Lessin https://twitter.com/Jessicalessin

Watching @elonmusk + Co take over Twitter is like watching a business school case study on how to make money on the internet. Amazing that at some level it is so basic. Lesson one: charge your power users what they are willing to pay. 1/3

Hillingdon, England • 61°F

Mon, Oct 31, 2022 7:32pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 12:57pm +00:00)
Jon Reed https://mastodon.scot/@jonreed

There once was a spaceman called Musk,
Who hollowed the bird to a husk,
We migrated and flew,
To find friends old and new,
And now we are fans of the tusk 🦣
#VerseThursday

Hounslow, England • 60°F

Thu, Nov 10, 2022 8:31pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 12:23pm +00:00) #VerseThursday
briankrebs https://twitter.com/briankrebs

Acquired an Oculus headset before the company was subsumed by Meta. Created basic FB account to go w/ it because, well I had to. Oculus now requires login via FB, but FB has arbitrarily deleted my fakebook account & access to all purchased games. Good luck w/ the Metaverse, Mark!

Hounslow, England • 60°F

Thu, Nov 10, 2022 8:43pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 12:01pm +00:00)
Jens Clasen https://mastodon.social/@jensclasen

The German word "wählen" can mean
- to pick, to choose
- to elect
- to dial
The German word "Null" can mean
- zero
- loser, jerk
So, someone saying "Ich habe die Null gewählt" either means
- "I've dialed zero."
Or
- "I voted for that idiot."
Enjoy our language!

Hounslow, England • 60°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 11:16am +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 11:53am +00:00)
Matt Seybold https://twitter.com/MEASeybold

When the 70-yr status quo of US radio started unraveling in the late 90s, station owners, many of them media conglomerates, turned over this robust infrastructure, with almost unprecedented reach, to networks like American Family Radio & Excellence in Broadcasting.

5/8

West Drayton, England • 60°F

Wed, Nov 9, 2022 10:14pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 10:59am +00:00)
Matt Baer · @matt@writing.exchange https://twitter.com/ilikebeans

this is literally twitter https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/11/how-to-use-mastodon-i-tried-to-app-heres-what-you-need-to-know.html

West Drayton, England • 60°F

Fri, Nov 11, 2022 8:44am +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 10:44am +00:00)
paris martineau https://twitter.com/parismartineau

an actual quote from twitter's all hands today:

London, England • 60°F

Thu, Nov 10, 2022 10:23pm +00:00 (liked on Fri, Nov 11, 2022 10:37am +00:00)

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