Aaron Parecki

🏆🏆🏆 my life needs an IRL indieweb conf so bad

My “either everyone is crazy or I am” cultural phenomenon that I don’t get is the Apple Watch.

Why pay $300 for a new source of daily battery anxiety, incomprehensible complications, and 30 apps you never use?

Been giving it a shot from series 1 to 6 but it’s still subpar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SHFwmPQ_rQ and a really, really good pair of speakers (Audioengine A5+) -- I'd recommend headphones unless you know the frequency response curve of your hardware

Mmmmm indieweb pale ale

OpenID Foundation Dinner at #EIC2021. Great to meet people in real-life again!

This section on Apple Fitness is roughly as long as the amount of exercise I’ve done in the last year.

The year is 2071. The Apple CEO takes the stage:

“Today, we are announcing Apple Watch Series 57, the greatest Apple Watch that we have ever done. It joins our already impressive customer offerings, including Apple Watch Series 56 and Apple Watch Series 3.” #AppleEvent

These lockups are so genius for screenshotting. Thanks for doing my work for me, Apple.

#AppleEvent #AppleWatchSeries7

Watching this introductory video and it is very clear to me that Apple has *infinite* money.

Ok maybe I’m just gonna move my entire business and workflow to iPad mini..

#AppleEvent

Between the 3 Sept and 10 Sept, secure env vars of *all* public @travisci repositories were injected into PR builds. Signing keys, access creds, API tokens.

Anyone could exfiltrate these and gain lateral movement into 1000s of orgs. #security 1/4

https://travis-ci.community/t/security-bulletin/12081

@vibronet on stage: BROWSER FEATURES VS. IDENTITY PROTOCOLS: AN ARMS RACE?
#eic2019

We need permissionless innovation. No to pay pilgrimage to browser vendors to sacrifice the first born. #EIC2021 by @vibronet

Contacted @Teradek about this backdoor in their IP video device firmwares in 2020. They were not interested in it (stopped replying at a point), released an updated firmware in 2021 but without a fix.

Ok, then here is the full disclosure: https://an0n-r0.medium.com/full-disclosure-0-day-rce-backdoor-in-teradek-ip-video-device-firmwares-85a16f346e15

I do know who needs to hear this: good field data and bad lab data might mean that you’ve built a web site targeted specifically at a wealthy audience

this has been your monthly web performance subtweet ok bye

I'd kind of forgotten what it's like to be a daily Windows user, but the amount of 0-day security patches from Apple lately is making me remember.

I can tell how hard the problem I'm working on is based on my inability to pick a codename that doesn't conflict with prior art and the stream of dead bodies before it :)

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Struggling to understand how an email/martech platform fits into Intuit’s “fintech for shit that should actually be free or not even exist” go to market

Wheels barely touched the ground, and 70% of my Google results are already in Dutch language. How does that make any sense, as a feature? 🤔

Love NFTs but this is going to go down as one of the stupidest bubbles of all time. Two things can be true at the same time.
Artists getting 💰💰 is good.
Wild JPEG speculation is bad.