Aaron Parecki

I discussed this with my dad and he agrees and accepts your proposed revisions. :)

It should be the bartender who says “I’m sorry, I think there’s been a clerical error.”

I told my dad a dumb joke, and he IMPROVED it.

New version:

A minister, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says, "I'm sorry. I think there's been a clerical error."

oh my god I hadn’t noticed that one

okay @okta folks, you win this round

The first time you plug in a new refrigerator to cool the inside it should just be called a frigerator. Thank you, I will not be taking questions at this time.

Just blogged: Here's How I Meet https://troy.hn/3pP7A10

The new http://briefs.video is ready for your viewing pleasure:

Why The IndieWeb?

https://briefs.video/videos/why-the-indieweb/

✨ New side project: Webmention Analytics

Parses webmentions and builds monthly reports to show you where and how your content is mentioned! made with @eleven_ty and @Netlify.

👉 demo: https://analytics.mxb.dev/2020-12/
✏️ post: https://mxb.dev/blog/webmention-analytics/
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Going live on YouTube in 8 minutes in this completely normal outfit. Come for the headpiece... stay for the business graphs https://youtu.be/7aybQb386oA

New profile pic? 😂

Pretty stoked about the stickers going out to people who completed the 20 in 2020 savings challenges on the OMD forums! Little different then I planned on at the the beginning of 2020 😂

Screenshot for posterity:

Developers: Immutable blockchains are good for you!

Also developers: https://github.com/search?q=remove+private+key&type=commits

which is your favorite euphemism for “stealing”

what site has docs so good that you dont have to google?

ill start: @laravelphp

I really love posting straight from iA Writer now that micropub is fixed in Known. It's beautifully simple.

How, in the 21st century, do home electronics makers still think that "these random set of lights blinking is an error code you must look up in the manual you no longer have" is acceptable? How does *any* product designer suggest that and not get fired on the spot?

"This might be a complicated question, so here's a yes/no poll for the uninformed masses to settle it"

We've learned nothing since 2016, literally nothing.