Aaron Parecki

So apparently there's a special #appleevent Twitter hashtag and blue badge that expires on September 28th. iPhone fall event confirmed? 🤓

2020 was invented by historians to sell more history

Told all my suitcases no holidays this year, now I have to deal with emotional baggage 😧

Who tf decided to call it "emotional baggage", and not "griefcase"?

imagine having a gender reveal party that burns over 7,000 acres. i swear, people say “how will i explain gay people to my child,” consider this, how will you explain millions of dollars of property damage to your kid, just so you know to buy pink or blue pajamas

I don't think that is the color they're thinking of when they say "sky".

What we should have learned from this year:

If 2020 can make us wish for 2019 then 2021 can make us wish for 2020.

1. Things can always get worse.
2. There are many things in your life that you should be cherishing but aren’t.

Great. Now i have three coughs I have to worry about: corona, tear gas, and/or the Fiery Death of Mother Earth.

when your work laptop logs you out of gmail, your password manager, and slack all at once, you're actually rolling a d20 for whether you got fired or if you just got unlucky with refreshing all your logins

Portland air 5 hours ago vs now.

Imagine you miss a payment on a Tesla and it drives itself back to the dealership 😭

I saw Patrick Stewart trending and almost had a heart attack... glad to know we are just celebrating how awesome he is!!!

My personal investing Philosophy is that if I’ve spent more then $10,000 with a brand... I should be investing in the stock...

Adobe
Apple
Microsoft
Sony
Amazon
PayPal
Google
Walmart
Samsung
NVidia

If there is a right-of-passage for hardware hacking that is playing video on things not designed to play video:

Logged into my Delta app this morning just to feel something

PITCH: "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat.

The entire household is extremely done with this week.