Aaron Parecki

Warning: you will not understand why I am telling this story until the end, but I'm begging you to stick around until then...

The other day, I began jotting down a few items I needed to pick up from the store on a pad in my kitchen. I added 2 or 3 things & went about my day. 1/

🚨BREAKING: Youtubers promoting FTX are being sued in a class action lawsuit. Claiming $1 billion in damages. 😬💀

"Sweetie? Is there a chance you've been writing the shopping list with the kids' invisible ink pen? The one that disappears after a minute or two?"

Friends? The paper beside me is now blank. 8/

I gave GPT-4 a budget of $100 and told it to make as much money as possible.

I'm acting as its human liaison, buying anything it says to.

Do you think it'll be able to make smart investments and build an online business?

Follow along 👀

Hey content creation monkey, make something for me to fast forward thru and watch 2 minutes of then complain about because I didn't watch the part with the solution in it.

Why do we limit the power of ebikes, but not the power of cars?
Why do we build roads without consultation, but cycle lanes need endless trials and consultations?
Why do we limit the assist speed of ebikes, but cars have no max speed limiters

English majors get the last laugh as GPT-4 crushes every exam except AP English Language and AP English Lit

https://openai.com/research/gpt-4

When I apply for a mortgage at my Woke Bank, they don't ask for any of the typical financial information that other banks seek out. They just give you a quiz about the history of redlining. If you pass, mortgage!

I'm a common household plant. Check the picture.