Aaron Parecki

Hey coffee people. Question. The rest of y’all… go away. We’re alone? OK… so, when it’s late at night, and you’re getting ready for bed, and you walk though the kitchen and you smell your coffee beans… do you wish it were already morning? Do ya? DO YA?!?!

Germany is with us.

what a fucking relief this is, i’m at a loss for words

They are ringing church bells for America. In Germany. Might want to sit with that for a few minutes.

Going to bed early so I can have coffee sooner. Logic.

There is nothing political about encouraging voting, kindness and having empathy for other people. If that IS being political, sorry not sorry. BYE

I look forward to four years that are closer to West Wing and further from Veep.

The real hero today is whoever answered the phone at Four Seasons Landscaping and offered no clarification whatsoever until it was too late, I salute you, my fellow patriot.

I am telling you, I was incomplete without it!! :)

Watching all of his tweets get flagged as fake news is the most entertaining thing on Twitter today.

Nothing says it quite like this Google Trends graph of searches for "Yub Nub" in the last 7 days.

We finally have the grandpa our country needs.

It's objectively horrible.

Fran says i’m banned from Twitter now.

RIP.

The fire department is joining in on the celebration honking with their trucks if you want to know what California is like right now 🥂🥳🎉🎊💃🎈🚒