Aaron Parecki

This sure as hell isn't going to be the last time Kristen Welker moderates a presidential debate.

#Debates2020

"Oh God."

And with that, Biden unequivocally won the debate.

#Debates2020

Don't look now but the President of the United States just said that only people with the "lowest IQ" follow the law.

emotionally speaking, it's interesting to me that I keep having the thought that I couldn't possibly hate this man more than I already do, & yet, no, I get proven wrong over & over again: there are always new depths of hatred I haven't yet accessed, new terrain to explore

This is a good time to remind folks in the US that a lot of places aren’t requiring you to wait for Election Day to vote, if you feel fired up from the debate, you may be able to do something about it now!

I’m sorry, if you think this qualifies as a disciplined Trump, you have Stockholm Syndrome.

Scanning through old photos I found a “the world still exists” party we had in 2012 at the end of the Mayan calendar. Seems like something to bring back again in 2021.

Okay, well Trump managed to keep himself under control for about half of this conversation. But that appears to have ended. #debates2020

He's doing the Abraham Lincoln bit

Trump modestly concedes that Abraham Lincoln *might* have done more for black americans but probably not

This one is worse than the first one because people are going to praise the president for how restrained he's being despite the fact that he's lying over and over

Wow. Just received an extraordinary email from @expensify CEO @dbarrett. I can't remember ever seeing anything even remotely close to it.