Aaron Parecki

Reminder that USPS makes more deliveries in sixteen days than UPS and FedEx combined ship in an entire year

me: so nobody has been into the office in six months?

recruiter: correct

me: and the plan is to not change that for at least a year?

recruiter: indeed

me: but you're not hiring remotely?

recruiter: correct, local only

me: have a great day then

I have a matte grey background, now all I want are RGB lights in my life.

14/END.
...and that's my setup! :) I spared you keyboards, mice, routers and the like.
Yes, some of this shit is expensive. But I spend A LOT (most?) of my life on it, and I haven't seen a restaurant, gym or vacation place in months... so, $ well spent IMO. YMMV!

She actually responded to my question about her salary in a q&a and said it was too much of a financial burden to ask of the c-suite to cut their salaries down to $500k 🙄

Look what has just arrived from across the Atlantic! Thanks a lot, @aaronpk!

Man, April 2020 is just *crawling* by. I'll be glad when we get to May.

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