That “I really need to hack something together to do X” moment being promptly answered by @aaronpk having already built the component parts to make it work.
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Mind blown. Just found out about this "font" that takes advantage of subpixel rendering to be absurdly small: http://www.msarnoff.org/millitext/
(Quotes added since the color information is critical; i.e., it's not simply an outline like typical typefaces.)
