Contrary to popular belief, nature does not abhor a vacuum.
99.9999999999999999999958% of the universe is completely empty. Give or take.
And the 0.0000000000000000000042% of the Universe which isn't empty is made of atoms – but atoms themselves are actually 99.9999999996% empty!
So everything is mostly nothing really.
When you look at it that way, it’s easy to justify eating an entire tub of ice cream.
Matt Haughey
https://mastodon.cloud/@mathowie
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Aug 24
@aaronpk they called three times after I refused the calls. I figured it must be urgent.
Matt Haughey
https://mastodon.cloud/@mathowie
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Aug 24
My bank just called me to ask about fraudulent charges I didn't make in Ohio, and in the process asked me half a dozen verification questions and near the end I realized I never even had a way to verify I was really talking to my own bank.
If you knew who I banked with, you could pull off this same call and get my mother's maiden name, PIN, and all sorts of identifying info on me.
I'm gonna visit my bank to make sure it was real.
"Can you teach me to change shapes?"
"I wish I could," the shapeshifter said, "I wish everyone could try shapes until they found a few they like."
"A few?"
"Or maybe one. But most of us have a few we are really at home in."
"You're almost always a cat."
"It's one of what I am."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Train
User uploading 5.7MB MP4 file = 2.38GB of bandwidth in less than 2 minutes as we blast the file out to over 425 federated servers. #JustAdminThings
