Aaron Parecki

The time it takes me to respond to your email is a function of the square of the length of your email.

Wtf happened to music in the 50s? It's like the collective consciousness forgot all theory and wrote the same 1-6-4-5 song in different keys

__I had a dream last night where I was an XCode project.__

Every time the alarm went off, that was running "Build and Run." If I would fail to compile, I'd have to fix the errors and try again. The next time the alarm went off, I'd attempt to "run" again, and I kept failing to compile a few times when I kept hitting "snooze."

The last thing I did before I actually woke up was fix a missing semicolon which finally allowed me to compile and then I was awake.

OH: "Oh crap, we don't have any use cases!"

__Infinity mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer, etc etc. How long until the bartender runs out of beer?__

First person to answer correctly with a full explanation gets a free beer next time we meet.

So an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Forever.