I'm very passionate about the debate on whether HTML is a programming language. Specifically my position is fuck the guys who come into these discussions just to gatekeep "real programming" and die on this hill. Instablocked.
I saw this and was like "honestly there's no way people are going to be still arguing about this"
... then I read the replies and omfg! so many new people to add to my block list.
I also went to go fix the MDN definition but saw someone beat me to it 😅