@aaronpk haha! Thank you for this, it made me laugh!
@aaronpk I found some decent French dry vermouth the last trip out, but no Campari. Will check again on the next foray out into contagion.
@aaronpk You gotta tell us what you put in it! I'm in the UK, far from my usual cocktail supplies. Most of my cocktails these days consist of "pouring more scotch into the glass". It's not the worst thing.