Aaron Parecki

interviewer, looking at resume: i see no gaps here, you must be burned out as fuck
job candidate: yes

I'm Belarusian. Seeing more and more hate against Belarusians as a result of Lukashenko's participation in Putin's atrocious war against Ukraine, I have a few things to say.

I think this boils down to discoverability problem. If people are sharing posts they write, the algorithm isn't serving them up. Missing the days of blogrolls.

I will be saving this still. For laters.

Also remember that LDAP is supposed to be the lightweight version of another protocol.

It's a universal rule in tech that if something has "-less" on the end of it then it definitely involves that thing

Our DSC Virginia chapter will be hosting its first event soon - in person! 😮 Check it out - @aaronpk will explore how hackers can compromise multi-factor authentication, and how you can avoid this for your own accounts!

https://www.devseccon.com/events/three-ways-to-hack-mfa/

The New Stream Yard Updates are AMAZING!
With @streamyardapp now you can have slide decks, hotkeys for the Elgato StreamDeck, Copyright Free Background Music, and Camera Switching and built-in cloud storage and team management! Sheesh!

Pleased to announce that Beloved Independent Company has been acquired by Enormous Corporation. While we've declined similar options in the past, Enormous Corporation has promised not to change anything while delivering me, personally, just a buttload of money.

Message from the Ukrainian tax office: “Have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare [them as income].” https://en.interfax.com.ua/news/general/804441.html

my favorite thing about airports is connecting to a random wifi network and giving it my credit card number. and just, like, hoping for the best

I'm always sad when I hear an indie company's acquired, especially when they're as successful and dearly-loved as Bandcamp is. Companies like those are so rare and an acquisition always brings uncertainty about the future: something indie artists already have more than enough of.

IT: "Here's a presentation on a tool to fix everything."
Me: "We own this functionality already in a tool you already have, who do you have assigned to run it?"
IT: "..."

Went on Facebook for the first time in 3 years, and everyone was either pregnant, in a pyramid scheme, or became a real estate agent.