Aaron Parecki

Dang. You could put an Aputure 600x on there and simulate the sun setting over and over in Timelapse (with color temperature changing) while filming your character in real time

Use programming-positive language!

🚫 DON'T say "arbitrary code execution vulnerability"

✔️ DO say "surprise extension API"

forget the fucking mandated breathalyzer in new cars or whatever. what we really need is a device that detects if you are mad that a cyclist exists, and gently slows your car down to 3 mph until you get over yourself

Hey, you! Yeah, you, person that’s spent the last two years wearing your mask and getting your shots and just quietly doing the right thing. I just wanted to say thanks. One day we’ll be through this and it’ll be because of people like you. You rock.

This deceiving grid tricks you into thinking there's a curved line somewhere, but you can't find it. The purposefully placed gray lines of squares in a curved formation will induce your peripheral vision to interpolate curved lines [read more: https://buff.ly/3oKqWXa]

Instagram is currently trying to ban my husband for posting of picture of sugar cookie dough with snowman cutouts.

…it thinks it’s nudity

ML was a mistake 😂

I guess PHP should rebrand themselves as an “evergreen runtime”

My favorite book about APIs is still the OAuth 2.0 spec.

Literally no one:

Has there ever been a more divisive issue in the tech industry than crypto? Not sure I remember people quitting this eagerly over SOAP, or ad-tech, or creepy machine learning personalization