Aaron Parecki

Jesus Christ @zoom_us, you've apparently let a whole school in Chile sign up for a paid account using my e-mail address, because you never verified it. I went to create my own account, it said I had one, so I "forgot password", and now I own this school's admin account.

Gates: "I want to help fund a vaccine."
Internet: "No way! You'll use it to secretly embed us with brain chips!"

Musk: "I literally want to embed people with brain chips."
Internet: "Cool! What credit cards to you accept?"

Which of these following methods would be easiest to track all of our citizens:

1) develop a coronovirus, spread it and inject nano tracking bits into our population, or

2) Pay Candy Crush a couple of hundred grand for everyone’s location data

I’ve always found myself staying up late even if I was tired or had to get up early because I wanted more me time. I read up on it and it’s called revenge bedtime procrastination and people who are highly stressed do it gain a sense of control back in their life and spend their

if you are a professional YouTuber... stop using ad blockers and pay for Premium. It's a great service and supports creators more than even watching ads

Every now and then I need to ask myself... do I actually enjoy making electronic music, or do I just have a passion for cable management?

Safari has become the first browser to pass 100% of the @urlstandard web platform tests suite! Congratulations!! https://wpt.fyi/results/url/url-constructor.any.html?label=master&label=experimental&product=chrome&product=firefox&product=safari&aligned

I want to be able to put on a VR headset and ride a bike around virtual Tokyo.

Even if you’re fully vaccinated the CDC still recommends dismantling white supremacy within you and around you.