Aaron Parecki

There were 47,773 days between the first and second U.S. presidential impeachments, 7,669 days between the second and third, and 392 between the third and fourth. At this rate, the fifth should be in 6.4 days.

if i dont have a shipment to track i feel lost in life

This is called the domino effect

I get they are like "it looks like our outboard gear".... 99% of your users have never touched your outboard box... now is the time to give it a better layout, not limited by the physical realm of space constraints.

One memorable signoff I've seen: "Stay positive, and test negative!"

Hey, 2021 is the new 2020, amirite? So about your last email...

Sorry for the delayed reply, there's sort of a lot of democratic norms falling apart...

Thanks so much for reaching out! I missed this while I was covering the coup.

Email openings of 2021:

Hi, hope you had a good break before the insurrection!
Hope you're hanging in there!
Hope you're surviving ~gestures wildly at all this~!
Sorry to bother you as democracy crumbles, but wanted to follow up on the capitalist work that we must keep doing

yo this is incredible
https://nyti.ms/3sgR63x

make this into a movie where he has to retrace his steps from 10 years ago and reconnects with some long lost love that he thinks is the basis for the password but is not -- he loses the money but gains something more

I select which nacho I want to eat next like I’m Anya Taylor-Joy selecting a chess piece in The Queen’s Gambit

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we dont like censorship and therefore we will censor these sites.

It’s not censorship if an art gallery won’t take your piece, or a publisher doesn’t want your manuscript.

Why? Because you can go elsewhere. It’s not their responsibility to broadcast your message just because you asked.

They’re not the BBC, and you’re not the weather channel.

How can Parler be mad that AWS won’t bake them a cake?