Aaron Parecki

I'm always skeptical when I hear "so-and-so makes x simple" but the way @aaronpk uses analogies and examples, variety of information and visuals, really has made it easier for me to understand OAuth and OAuth flows so far { @oktadev }

It's noon in San Francisco.

LOL @aaronpk when we both realize we don’t follow each other. 😂😂😂

2000's: use relational databases
2010's: actually, use document databases
2020's: nvm, use relational databases

So apparently there's a special #appleevent Twitter hashtag and blue badge that expires on September 28th. iPhone fall event confirmed? 🤓

2020 was invented by historians to sell more history

Told all my suitcases no holidays this year, now I have to deal with emotional baggage 😧

Who tf decided to call it "emotional baggage", and not "griefcase"?

imagine having a gender reveal party that burns over 7,000 acres. i swear, people say “how will i explain gay people to my child,” consider this, how will you explain millions of dollars of property damage to your kid, just so you know to buy pink or blue pajamas

I don't think that is the color they're thinking of when they say "sky".

What we should have learned from this year:

If 2020 can make us wish for 2019 then 2021 can make us wish for 2020.

1. Things can always get worse.
2. There are many things in your life that you should be cherishing but aren’t.

Great. Now i have three coughs I have to worry about: corona, tear gas, and/or the Fiery Death of Mother Earth.