Aaron Parecki

"I wonder where the FIRE folks are now?!"

Right here.
💸Comfortable after saving 75% of my income for 5 years.
💸 Cut discretionary spending when times were good.
💸 Figured out how to be happy with less.
💸 Picked a portfolio allocation that planned for times like these.

Now that all modern browsers support SVG favicons, here's how to turn any emoji into a favicon.svg:

<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"; viewBox="0 0 100 100">
<text y=".9em" font-size="90">💩</text>
</svg>

Useful for quick apps when you can't be bothered to design a favicon!

I love that every work meeting at some point devolves into:
KITTTY!
KITTY!
Look at the cat!

Hear me out.

Okay, I’m just spitballin’ here but what if, just what if when this pandemic ends we switch over to the metric system and get rid of daylight saving time?

Boom.

Airlines: $35 to put your bag on our plane

Airlines: $16 for bag of chips

Airlines: Sorry you want your *legs* to fit? $75

Airlines: haha, you have to fork over an extra $50 to choose the seat you already paid for

Airlines:

Airlines: Oh no someone help us we r out of monies

This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

why our office is switching to Fortnite

My kid is always playing Fortnite with his friends on my phone, and I cannot see the appeal, it's literally just a conference call with occasional shooting

My home studio...

I tore it apart then had to build it back up at the last minute so no comments about the cables! I'm cleaning it up this weekend.

can't steal this one...

Thanks for all the birthday wishes 😂😂 You guys are all invited to the kitchen club for my quarantine DJ set!!

If something like this hasn't happened to you once, are you even a YouTuber?

youtube comments: "you're talking about expensive hardware, but I want a free software solution that's just as good. What should I get?". 🤦‍♂️

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