Aaron Parecki

All of it can be reduced to:

There is supposed to be a HIERARCHY, dammit, and you're supposed to be BELOW ME, so ACT LIKE IT.

Millennials are, frequently, like, "why, tho"

And y'all know you don't have a good answer.

So you write Entitled Kids! thinkpieces and vote GOP.

I see five underlying problems here:

Domain names are right to left

The first result on Google is an ad.

The second result on Google is an ad.

The third result on Google is an ad.

The fourth result on Google is an ad.

The thing your looking for, finally.

Personally, I prefer to increase the spacing for each successive indent according to the Fibbonaci sequence:

Like 1/3rd of my Airbnb's binder are instructions on how the Echo works and what specific words control which specific lights and exhortations to please not use the actual, physical light switches.

if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking

Why am I awakened by a freezing house in 14 degree weather? Furnace is working. Vents are well maintained.

Oh, I see why.

The goddamn @ecobee server for the networked thermostat is down. And what could go wrong, in depending on the internet to keep the child warm?

i think every day about how cable internet is IP over MPEG. this is a literal fact. DOCSIS sends downstream data in MPEG frames because that's what the cable networks are optimized for and what all the switching equipment understood when cable broadband took off

There seems to be confusion about how, exactly, Apple keeps the web second-class on iOS. Understandable! It's the interplay of several interlocking effects. Let's examine them (thread).