Aaron Parecki

#reinvent expo hall is open, the #nginx demos are loaded, the swag is unpacked. Here we go!

@aaronpk see you there! Maybe we can have an impromptu HWC?!

I don’t even know how to explain this, but a pre-recorded sound being “on the wrong side of the the tape” during a fight was an actual plot point- nowadays the phone with the recording would’ve died. #BuffyPreboot

Willow, hacking as usual: I found the coroner’s report, complete with *dramatic pause* color pictures. #BuffyPreboot

Giles: “I just need to make one transatlantic telephone call.”
#BuffyPreboot

Willow apparently is constantly monitoring 911 calls in text format as they come in on her 1996 school library computer. #BuffyPreboot

First “if only they had a cell phone” of the episode - Xander May be about to be eaten by a hot-lady-teacher-who-is-secretly-a-preying-mantis-with-a-bullet-bra - how will they get in touch with him to save him?! Panic commences. #BuffyPreboot

Update: I know how Buffy works. He was dead in the very next scene. #BuffyPreboot

*teacher is unbelievably nice to Buffy*
“Oh, he’s gonna die” #buffypreboot

*sets up brand new TV*
“We should watch Buffy”
“Great, we got a 4K TV, let’s watch a show not even in HD.” #buffypreboot

Is my cat actually being cute if I don't have my phone to take a picture of it?