Aaron Parecki

TestFlight is cool, but you can do over-the-air installs without it. http://aaronparecki.com/How_to_Distribute_your_iOS_Apps_Over_the_Air

The time it takes me to respond to your email is a function of the square of the length of your email.

Wtf happened to music in the 50s? It's like the collective consciousness forgot all theory and wrote the same 1-6-4-5 song in different keys

__I had a dream last night where I was an XCode project.__

Every time the alarm went off, that was running "Build and Run." If I would fail to compile, I'd have to fix the errors and try again. The next time the alarm went off, I'd attempt to "run" again, and I kept failing to compile a few times when I kept hitting "snooze."

The last thing I did before I actually woke up was fix a missing semicolon which finally allowed me to compile and then I was awake.

OH: "Oh crap, we don't have any use cases!"

__Infinity mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer, etc etc. How long until the bartender runs out of beer?__

First person to answer correctly with a full explanation gets a free beer next time we meet.

So an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Forever.

Looks like I might actually get some blogging done at today's @beerandblog! Almost nobody here!

"Process com.android.phone quit unexpectedly." Umm...

@schmichael Great meeting you tonight, nice to finally put a face to an IRC handle!

On my way to the Unidentified Database meet! https://geoloqi.com/trips/00vWkaR

This morning I woke up to the sensation that I was an image embedded in the bed with wiki markup.

@jasonatennui Nice meeting you last night! Forgot to ask if you're available for some PHP/JS work?

Smartyrdom: Letting someone else win an argument even when you know you're correct. /via @sigh_borg

Are you ready for IPv6 day? Probably not. http://test-ipv6.com

@cardmagic If you're free you should come out to the SXSW preparty at the Doug Fir!

@cardmagic Congrats on the funding for @phpfog! Would love to buy you a beer and chat a bit!

"We are all cyborgs now" -- @caseorganic's TED talk is posted! http://www.ted.com/talks/amber_case_we_are_all_cyborgs_now.html Hooray!

"I'm not quite sure what search engine sex would involve, but Google apparently needs some." http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/10/google-needs-sex/ /via @randfish

Wish I could go! RT @Tropo Near Palo Alto? Enjoy free food and beer? Join us for the Palo Alto Startup Drinkup on Wed http://blog.tropo.com/2011/01/10/palo-alto-startup-drinkup-wednesday-112/