Aaron Parecki

OH: "Oh crap, we don't have any use cases!"

__Infinity mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer, etc etc. How long until the bartender runs out of beer?__

First person to answer correctly with a full explanation gets a free beer next time we meet.

So an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Forever.

Looks like I might actually get some blogging done at today's @beerandblog! Almost nobody here!

"Process com.android.phone quit unexpectedly." Umm...

@schmichael Great meeting you tonight, nice to finally put a face to an IRC handle!

On my way to the Unidentified Database meet! https://geoloqi.com/trips/00vWkaR

This morning I woke up to the sensation that I was an image embedded in the bed with wiki markup.

@jasonatennui Nice meeting you last night! Forgot to ask if you're available for some PHP/JS work?

Smartyrdom: Letting someone else win an argument even when you know you're correct. /via @sigh_borg

Are you ready for IPv6 day? Probably not. http://test-ipv6.com

@cardmagic If you're free you should come out to the SXSW preparty at the Doug Fir!

@cardmagic Congrats on the funding for @phpfog! Would love to buy you a beer and chat a bit!

"We are all cyborgs now" -- @caseorganic's TED talk is posted! http://www.ted.com/talks/amber_case_we_are_all_cyborgs_now.html Hooray!

"I'm not quite sure what search engine sex would involve, but Google apparently needs some." http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/10/google-needs-sex/ /via @randfish

Wish I could go! RT @Tropo Near Palo Alto? Enjoy free food and beer? Join us for the Palo Alto Startup Drinkup on Wed http://blog.tropo.com/2011/01/10/palo-alto-startup-drinkup-wednesday-112/

Join me at Townshend's for a #pdxnerdout! https://foursquare.com/v/townshends-tea-house/4a6b8241f964a520e2ce1fe3 https://geoloqi.com/trips/t0FckN2

Haven't been able to find my nail clippers in a week. Have now resorted to using wire cutters.

@TalkToQwest is it possible the earthquake in SF just now is causing my Internet troubles?

Dear Qwest, please stop forgetting how to route packets. The Internet except for Skype.com is inaccessible to me at the moment.