Aaron Parecki

AWS: $10k
Legal fees: $15k
Team lunches: $5k
Salaries: $40k
7 note taking tools because the team couldn’t decide which one to use as the wiki: $100k
Marketing: $30

someone who is good at budgeting please help me my startup is dying

mfs heard "little boxes made of ticky tacky little boxes all the same, there's a pink one and a yellow one" and went WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

Dubai suburbs are the final boss of suburbs.

Imagine it's Sunday morning. You've been allowed to sleep in as long as you want, and you have no chores or responsibilities all day. There's fresh fallen snow on the ground. Your mom makes Cinnamon rolls and serves you breakfast. But you're almost 3, so you are blind with rage.

I've been making tutorials since 2013 and I have never ever needed to go back and re-edit anything. Especially after a month or years have passed. In fact, if I need to reference an old video, I download the 720p version from YouTube. A-roll is a waste of space IMO.

Haha I’m in the same position. Kept everything so far but man it’s eating up my storage space.

at one point @lyzidiamond and i were going to do a podcast, like every pair of millennial friends. my pitch was to talk about the measurement of the earth's circumference.

a couple years ago YouTube adsense barely covered my phone bill… now it covers my mortgage.

if you need a KPI to inspire you let it be that.

Hey @YouTubeCreators it would be cool to do collab videos where it shows up on both sides similar to how music artists can on Spotify or even IG.

Views/impressions/stats count towards both channels and would be a great way to expand audiences.

@YouTubeLiaison let’s go 😂👏🏼

That’s why Tesla is right about banning remote work. I know a guy who claims to work for Tesla but also has a gig at a Telcom, at a freight company, does a side job digging holes, sells medical implants AND trades crypto. But he spends most of his time shitposting on twitter.

I’m 38 years old and my kid just informed me that I’m older than every dog and cat alive right now and that’s gonna mess me up for a month.

What they don’t tell you about marriage is that between year 5 and 15, your wife will record you snoring in the night, and then present it to you like it’s evidence in a murder trial.

I’ll say it again — someone should be selling a $2500 webcam that looks as good as an annoying complicated DSLR + dummy battery + stupid capture card setup but connects with one cable and you’re done. They would be printing money.

The $300 ones are 👎 Someone make a *great* one.

So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn’t private.

"Write 10 suggested tongue-in-cheek article titles for the Onion" -> some of these are pretty good

The people that live here love to lecture you about the environment:

Hello everyone, I’m glad I could be a shared vehicle for discourse tonight.

To those replying “omg no shit”: Good job not believing the robots! I’m really proud of you. You get a gold star today ❤️.

For the anti-AI bro dunkers: that’s very cool & consistent with being pro-human

Thinking about going with an acquaintance to a cramped house party. As the night goes on you notice people in the crowd grinning at you with mouths that hold too many teeth, hands grip your shoulders possessively, squirming with far too many fingers. You're the guest of honor.

The AI #bigfingersandteeth industrial complex promotes unrealistic beauty standards to impressionable young women everywhere—it’s ok to have a normal amount of teeth, and working hands and fingers. Don’t let society tell you otherwise.