Aaron Parecki

“I had six shots in me. Two were bourbon. Three were Pfizer. One was a .38 slug that the doc never bothered to fish out of my shoulder. And on a night like this I was feeling all of em.”

Not really sure what y’all expect from me at this point 😂

i like my men like i like my programming languages
- takes care of dates
- pretty to look at
- has abs included
- takes out the garbage for me

Yup!! And that place is called the World Wide Web 😌

(Granted you don’t get canceled)

This is exactly what happened to me a month ago - I’ll bet it was the same YouTube channel and “comedian”. Artlist fixed it for me and I see the video is now gone!

The “keep me signed in” checkbox is one of the lies I keep falling for over and over again 😛

And if he cares about facts, I can explain how none of those need rely on the blockchain to implement, and how none of the existing successful implementations use a blockchain.

dentist: so, are you flossing?
me: are you using a unique password for every account?

Did you know that OAuth 2.0 was originally designed to manage your internet addiction? It didn’t work for this. But, it turned out to be a great way to share resources among users. In fact, so great that it became the standard in API protection and is used in many different ways.

Meet you at the definitive place to discuss OAuth/OpenID/GNAP security with practitioners and researchers. #osw7 #oauth #openid

Wired: the registration accepts PKCE challenges😛 literally! Nerds.
Tired: they don't accept Amex! Keep a Visa or Mastercard ready

February 11, 2022 will stand out in the record books for the number of high temperature records set in western Oregon and Washington. In Portland, this is the warmest it's ever been this early in the year. #kgwweather

Not a wordle just trying to find a meeting time that works for everyone
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Not Wordle, just the rainbow studded belt from Hot Topic I wore in high school
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hot take: buying art for financial gain isn't possible because you are no longer buying art, however, buying stocks for non-financial reasons... now we're talking...

anyone catch how Wordle transmitted streaks/solve data to the NYT? it’s all local storage so it must be picking it up on load of the original site and moving it right? I got forwarded on my phone so I can’t tell what was sent in the network request

The metaverse...

I POSTED IT LAST NIGHT AFTER GETTING THE PHONE IN THE AFTERNOON, DRIVING AN HOUR TO MY SISTERS HOUSE, HOUR TO SET UP, HOUR TO GET READY, 2 HRS TO FILM, 1HR HELPING MY SISTER FILM HERS, WHILE BABYSITTING A 2 YEAR OLD, 4HRS TO EDIT/UPLOAD/THUMBNAIL AND POST SOCIAL BOB!!!!!!!!!!