Aaron Parecki

To my friends battling #log4j and trying to explain this shit to the CEO and customers while also working overtime to patchpatchpatch, we all owe you a drink at the next con.

I'm getting questions if curl or libcurl are vulnerable to the log4j CVEs.

Clearly not even users and customers quite understand software stacks.

Fully agree with this point. There is so much prior art about decentralization being ignored. But most of the fediverse/indieweb folks I see have not engaged with decentralization fans to say "we've got stuff that's better/cheaper/already works".

Literally just give me money and I'll draw things for you. It's not that complicated.

The "O" in "SFO" stands for "omfg I can't believe I'm having to defend and explain something like this- get a hobby, and at least do a sensible Google/Bing search before you correct me on Twitter like a jester in town square for all to see" 🃏🤡

What are the differences between FAPI 1.0 and FAPI 2.0 and what do they mean to you? Learn more: https://openid.net/2021/12/14/what-are-the-differences-between-fapi-1-0-and-fapi-2-0-and-what-do-they-mean-to-you/ #FAPI

SSI har lavet deres første beregninger for fremskrivningen af omikrons udvikling i Danmark. OBS: Beregningerne er fortsat behæftet med stor usikkerhed. Men de giver en indikation af, hvilken tid vi går i møde. Her er en graf, der tydeligt beskriver… TRÅD
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I am personally surprised that OAuth went so mainstream so quickly.

...They're back! @aaronpk and @vibronet in #OAuth Happy Hour Live Q&A, 1pm PT/4pm ET/9pm UTC today!
Catch up on news from recent OAuth interim meetings + the OAuth Security Workshop
https://oktadev.events/2021/12/oauth-happy-hour-live-q-a-l7eYHYMPX9ke

Since there seems to be growing confusion on this: I have nothing to do with anything that FB is up to involving the Metaverse, other than the obvious fact that they're using a term I coined in Snow Crash. There has been zero communication between me and FB & no biz relationship.

Dang. You could put an Aputure 600x on there and simulate the sun setting over and over in Timelapse (with color temperature changing) while filming your character in real time

Use programming-positive language!

🚫 DON'T say "arbitrary code execution vulnerability"

✔️ DO say "surprise extension API"

forget the fucking mandated breathalyzer in new cars or whatever. what we really need is a device that detects if you are mad that a cyclist exists, and gently slows your car down to 3 mph until you get over yourself

Hey, you! Yeah, you, person that’s spent the last two years wearing your mask and getting your shots and just quietly doing the right thing. I just wanted to say thanks. One day we’ll be through this and it’ll be because of people like you. You rock.

This deceiving grid tricks you into thinking there's a curved line somewhere, but you can't find it. The purposefully placed gray lines of squares in a curved formation will induce your peripheral vision to interpolate curved lines [read more: https://buff.ly/3oKqWXa]

Instagram is currently trying to ban my husband for posting of picture of sugar cookie dough with snowman cutouts.

…it thinks it’s nudity

ML was a mistake 😂

I guess PHP should rebrand themselves as an “evergreen runtime”

My favorite book about APIs is still the OAuth 2.0 spec.