Aaron Parecki

I just uttered the statement “I have a flask pocket in these sweatpants,” and that’s pretty much the most quarantine thing I’ve ever said.

Many people celebrate DST. All rituals are very weird when you consider them! For example, gathering once a year to eat turkey is very weird. Stringing lights on a tree in the winter is weird. When traditions are popular or old, it doesn't make them more or less normal.

A number of accounts that Tweeted the word “Memphis” were temporarily limited due to a bug. It’s been fixed and the accounts have now been restored. We’re sorry this happened.

to everyone in 2016 who soothed themselves by saying "maybe we'll make a lot of great art" well buckle up because the man who won't leave my house @kmikeym developed a 0.25 unit fungible token and yes it's an american quarter https://kmikeym.myshopify.com/products/0-25-unit-fungible-token

Interested in learning more about fiat currency? DMs are open

I have reverted my personal blog to a theme I wrote myself many years back and wow does it all of a sudden feel like home

No no, mine will be regular sweatpants but will probably have the word “cinematic” on them. The different colors will be called “Luts”

TOFU Attack: Your registration flow is (probably) a breach waiting to happen...
https://paul.reviews/tofu-attack-your-registration-flow-is-a-breach-waiting-to-happen/

When you setup Kubernetes to host your personal blog

“One token that has been minted by the government and backed by the threat of state violence. This token has no serial number and is 100% FUNGIBLE! Each token can only ever be worth 25% of the value of a USD Coin. It is marked by the date it was minted.”
https://kmikeym.myshopify.com/products/0-25-unit-fungible-token

It is such a pity that Google Chrome dropped the token binding support. Pass-tge-cookie atrack is gaining momentum now. >
CISA warning over cloud attacks bypassing multi-factor authentication - DCD https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/cisa-warning-over-cloud-attacks-bypassing-multi-factor-authentication/

THEM: so what's the point of buying it when it's free and you don't have any control over it?
YOU: it's non-fungible, no one else can buy it, it's mine
THEM: what is
YOU: the record of the event of me having paid money for having a record of the event

every time I think about NFT art I just get angry again at how stupid the whole thing is, not like stupid as in "new faddish stuff may not hold water", stupid as in literally the entire premise is fucking idiotic, you're paying for a receipt that says "i paid money" and that's it

This is a clever idea. They’re tokens you can buy that have a guaranteed value and can be transferred to other owners as needed, and they’re fairly privacy-robust—there’s nothing tying your identity to any particular token. Low environmental impact, too. https://kmikeym.myshopify.com/products/0-25-unit-fungible-token

Protect yourself against the inevitable NFT market correction with these 100% FUNGIBLE tokens.

https://kmikeym.myshopify.com/products/0-25-unit-fungible-token

#HackApocalypse: BACK TO GREEN!

🚦 Green light from @YouTube, log into channel - completely restored!! 🎉

🔥 HUGE SHOUTOUT: @TeamYouTube, followers, subs, viewers, other @YouTubeCreators, companies, University Members.

Cannot ❤️you enough carrying me thru with kindness. 1/2

A year ago I was a swag industry leader making branded eggplants for top Twitch streamers, oranges for SiriusXM, and avocados for SaaS conferences. We promptly halted operations due to canceled events at the moment the business was thriving at >5k fruits per month. I miss it.

Like 30 but I toggle them on and off so I'm only working on 4 at a time.