Aaron Parecki

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Annoyed by the cranky attitude of the “filmmaker” audience.

I'm not on Twitch to be shopped around as someone's future girlfriend. I'm literally there to twerk and do stupid shit while I play video games and burst into song now and then with a nice glass of wine on hand. Fuck off

I started to whisper and my wife asked me why I was whispering.

I told her I didn't want Mark Zuckerberg to hear us.

I laughed.

My wife laughed.

Alexa laughed.

Siri laughed.

Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity that you can't watch a tech video with pink stuff in it.

No.
But also fuck you.

I completely quit Facebook on New Year’s Eve last year. If you’ve considered doing something similar, but don’t want to delete your account, @aaronpk has a guide for you:

It's sad that we need guides for this but we do and this one is a great one. Maybe I will switch from my strategy of enabling and disabling my profile every few weeks

Thank you, this is a great guide and while I already keep my Facebook interactions to a minimum there are some settings that I need to go through and validate. https://twitter.com/aaronpk/status/1343290856048971777

For people interested in non-alcoholic fancy drinks: @ohmydollar's Purrbon tea is fun! https://shop.ohmydollar.com/products/purrbon-tea - this is the whiskey-sour-style drink, and it's also nice as a hot cup of tea.

The older I get, the more I realize I'm not Luke or Han -- I'm the Rebel nerd who stared at a holo of the Death Star plans for 36 hours straight, fueled only by space coffee and spite, and ran simulations until I said HUH WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE SHOT A BOMB DOWN THIS HOLE

Mr. Beast just launched 300 restaurants virtually overnight and is now "dropshipping" burgers.

This isn’t the first time that the company behind this sensation has partnered with a celebrity influencer and created a viral virtual kitchen.

Time for a thread 👇👇👇

Celebrity brings the brand. Entrepreneur brings the IP. Restaurant fulfills the orders. The delivery app worker completes the orders.

This is the restaurant franchise model of the future, Franchise-as-a-Service.

Partner and I made a gingerbread International Space Station!

IndieWeb people are wonderful. ❤️
Many of the web standards started as personal experiments. They are giving good example of how to try new ideas without too heavy standardization process (before ideas have been tested).

He said HTML isn't machine readable, which means he doesn't know what he's talking about. That's all you need to know. I'm not sure why you are explaining the finer points of JSON etc to me.

it's weird that you demand the people talking to you assume good intent of someone whose post you havent seen while you refuse to believe that they read the post correctly

Can't get past the fact that someone said JSON is better than HTML because it's machine readable.

The person said JSON is machine readable and HTML isn't. But it is. That's it, really.