Aaron Parecki

reading this headline made me physically, whole-body exhausted

I'm glad it took 10 years to monetize RSS feeds and in the meantime we replaced them with disfunctional social networks that destroyed what remained of democracy and enabled global rise of fascism. Ah!

Nice job social engineering root access to your friends ;)

this is a big one

I created a tool for recovering passwords from pixelized images:
https://github.com/beurtschipper/Depix

Several years ago I read a tweet pointing out that a vanilla mocha is a three bean soup, and I still think about this observation every single day.

Nothing like a git force push to the main branch to wake you up on a friday morning!

When I was a kid we got the polio vaccine. My dad, working on Mary Poppins, asked how my day was. I told him about the vaccine. “Didn’t it hurt? I said they put it on a sugar cube and you ate it. He called my uncle Dick and the next day they wrote “A Spoonful of Sugar.” (1 of 2)

Everyone is seeing this. It’s like a year end sale but we are the ones for sale.

Just got the Purr-bon zero proof "bourbon" tea from @ohmydollar and I am acquiring the ingredients to make the zero proof whiskey sour tomorrow!! L O V I N G the world of shrubs and no-alcohol cocktails!!

Y’all I have been making more than $50,000 all year for the first time in my life and I feel like I found the cheat code. Easier to donate, save, and less stress. It is almost like being paid a fair wage for my labor is the answer to many money problems 🤣

your voiceover will be approx 34% more intriguing if you make this face while reading the last word of each line

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Hit these targets on a video and tell me what happens:

10%+ CTR
Avg View Duration 8mins +
Retention 50%+
Completion Rate 30%+

You have to hit all of these.

I’m pretty sure the performance will be... unusual if you do...

I hear you! This crazy guy on twitter keeps telling me to buy lights but my frame is just all blown out now!

Can someone help plz? I keep spending money but my content isn’t getting any better.

u r both important i hate it when u guys fight

Only 31 days until the end of March.

I think we should think bigger.

Windows Stories. Right in the Start Menu.