Aaron Parecki

Several years ago I read a tweet pointing out that a vanilla mocha is a three bean soup, and I still think about this observation every single day.

Nothing like a git force push to the main branch to wake you up on a friday morning!

When I was a kid we got the polio vaccine. My dad, working on Mary Poppins, asked how my day was. I told him about the vaccine. “Didn’t it hurt? I said they put it on a sugar cube and you ate it. He called my uncle Dick and the next day they wrote “A Spoonful of Sugar.” (1 of 2)

Everyone is seeing this. It’s like a year end sale but we are the ones for sale.

Just got the Purr-bon zero proof "bourbon" tea from @ohmydollar and I am acquiring the ingredients to make the zero proof whiskey sour tomorrow!! L O V I N G the world of shrubs and no-alcohol cocktails!!

Y’all I have been making more than $50,000 all year for the first time in my life and I feel like I found the cheat code. Easier to donate, save, and less stress. It is almost like being paid a fair wage for my labor is the answer to many money problems 🤣

your voiceover will be approx 34% more intriguing if you make this face while reading the last word of each line

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Hit these targets on a video and tell me what happens:

10%+ CTR
Avg View Duration 8mins +
Retention 50%+
Completion Rate 30%+

You have to hit all of these.

I’m pretty sure the performance will be... unusual if you do...

I hear you! This crazy guy on twitter keeps telling me to buy lights but my frame is just all blown out now!

Can someone help plz? I keep spending money but my content isn’t getting any better.

u r both important i hate it when u guys fight

Only 31 days until the end of March.

I think we should think bigger.

Windows Stories. Right in the Start Menu.

That's it. We're adding stories.

Improving OAuth App-to-App Security https://link.medium.com/GAUMTEzIKbb

SQLite as a document database https://dgl.cx/2020/06/sqlite-json-support <--- As if I needed more reasons to love SQLite <333

Personally attacked.

This pandemic has me at my limits of being expected to care about someone who doesn't care about themselves.