Aaron Parecki

Screams in incoherent frustration after having solved this problem a decade ago but no-one fing listened.

* 14 years now. Ironically, Tom, Chris, Scott and PJ were in the room while we were doing it. 🤦‍♀️

(ssh is a powerful drug?)

PSA: On September 30th between 0700-1000 UTC (12am-3am PDT) and 1600-1900 UTC (9am-12pm PDT) we will be restricting username/password authentication against the GitHub API to test readiness ahead of the Nov 13 deprecation. More information at https://github.blog/2020-07-30-token-authentication-requirements-for-api-and-git-operations

The only reasonable thing to do is start a rival company called CoinBaes where we focus on tackling social injustice ✨💕💸💅

twitter should have last call... like... "alright folks, it was a good night. just tweet your last tweets and we're closing up... you don't have to go home but you can't stay here""

This fact is not actually fun.

Hello, fellow “radical left” friends. Greetings from the anarchist district of Portland.

🙄😱😑

'Stand back': to take a few steps backwards

'Stand by': to be or to get ready to act

#Debates2020

“That was a hot mess inside.a dumpster fire inside a train wreck,” Jake Tapper says on CNN minutes after the debate concludes. “The American people lost tonight. Because that was horrific.”

“That was a shitshow,” Dana Bash adds.

Can Chris Wallace be replaced with a mom who’s been home with her kids since March? #Debates2020

“Will you shut up, man?” - Joe Biden, speaking for...most Americans

As a journalist in the Pacific Northwest, I’m feeling not so great about the president telling a hate group that has already targeted my city to “stand by.”

Not. So. Great.

As a comedian/improviser, I volunteer to yell crazy shit at Joe Biden to help him prep for the next debate. I did improv with drunk dudes live onstage. I got this.

The refusal of the President of the United States to denounce white supremacists on nationwide TV when asked to do so directly, launches us into a new and very, very ominous place.

We HAVE the technology to mute a microphone. That is something that we have.

My 12 year old just walked in and said “this is like children arguing” #Debates2020

New drinking game: a lot.

“I’m going to ask a question about race but if you want to answer something else you can” really sums up the American conversation about race

gotta admit, as much as I want to, I can’t turn this off.

“Stand back and stand by” is not stand down, and it’s not an accident...