Aaron Parecki

modern web dev is an extreme overreaction to not liking some php

New wall dashboard is updated for current times thanks to @aaronpk’s work- indoor and outdoor AQI

Just came here to share this! "A gift is not an obligation!"

How is this night different than all other nights?

On all other nights, we can not breathe the same air as any person outside our pod.

On this night, we can not breathe any air outside our house.

"no dishes in the sink" is the household equivalent of "inbox zero"

I'm now a 'Thanks for your patience' person who is a recovering 'Apologies for the delay' person... 2020 is truly a year of remarkable transformations.

Upgrade Complete!
Cable management on point!!!

Remember when the sky was blue and you could hug people and a US passport was a valuable object?

I'm always skeptical when I hear "so-and-so makes x simple" but the way @aaronpk uses analogies and examples, variety of information and visuals, really has made it easier for me to understand OAuth and OAuth flows so far { @oktadev }

It's noon in San Francisco.

LOL @aaronpk when we both realize we don’t follow each other. 😂😂😂

2000's: use relational databases
2010's: actually, use document databases
2020's: nvm, use relational databases

So apparently there's a special #appleevent Twitter hashtag and blue badge that expires on September 28th. iPhone fall event confirmed? 🤓

2020 was invented by historians to sell more history

Told all my suitcases no holidays this year, now I have to deal with emotional baggage 😧

Who tf decided to call it "emotional baggage", and not "griefcase"?

imagine having a gender reveal party that burns over 7,000 acres. i swear, people say “how will i explain gay people to my child,” consider this, how will you explain millions of dollars of property damage to your kid, just so you know to buy pink or blue pajamas