Aaron Parecki

If you think the response time on your HTTP calls is bad, I just got a 503 via paper mail... 😂

Wait does this mean I need to stay home more

Developer tools seemed like a good industry to be in, "sell shovels in the gold rush" and all, but it turns out developers prefer to dig for gold with their teeth.

TFW you sit in front of your computer with headphones on for hours, only to realise that you forgot to switch on some music.

Has there ever been a CPR scene in a movie that did not include the dialogue "Come on... Stay with me!"?

It's so cliche I'm going to have a heart attack if I ever have to watch another one of those scenes.

As it gets closer I'm actually getting nervous for the Sony Kando trip.

I'm seeing the attendees and its like "Professional DP this, actual Photographer that"

And I'm just some rando that wants more flip screens and autofocus.

I think they're seeking boys with no social and communication skills, but who can code up an undocumented and unmaintainable mess solo.

Sweet. Everyone recommended every brand lol

Also days since last camera purchase: 3

A cool thing about the Bay Area is you can’t afford an actual baby but the burritos are big and warm enough that you can cradle one and pretend

Generally finding that the streets of German cities contain a lot of wasted space that could provide much more room for cars. Cramped, narrow little roadways in the neighborhoods, and some areas with no cars at all. Imagine how much car parking this could make room for:

When someone pays for your meal who you know will probably pay for it, but you pretend you’re going to pay for it and act surprised they are paying for it thing is really hard to pull off.

Hey #EsriUC are there any seeecret ‘transgressive’ ‘fun’ meetups this year like Mapbox used to do when they pretended they weren’t a business

I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote down 2 Tik Tok ideas before going back to sleep:
- Throwing up frog
- Invisible person pranks friend
I don’t even have a Tik Tok, what is wrong with me 😂

Things that you think will take less time than they do, no matter your estimate:

- writing a book
- organizing a conference
- CORS

Following Wednesday’s 225,000 flight day, yesterday we tracked 230,000 flights. Possible today will be even busier.

You can follow flights live at http://fr24.com or download of our free app for iOS and Android at http://fr24.com/apps to follow wherever you are.

Hey I love @trimet but it is such a convenience to be back on my bike and in control of my own transportation route and schedule!

"Multiple reviews" and "unable to match content to the multiple schema." This is why I'm confused on the push to JSON over RDFa or Microformats. In the latter two types, you mark up the relevant content itself, so there would be no confusion.

5 minute crafts is the most profitable trolling performance art project that has ever existed. Prove me wrong.