Aaron Parecki

Also remember that LDAP is supposed to be the lightweight version of another protocol.

It's a universal rule in tech that if something has "-less" on the end of it then it definitely involves that thing

Our DSC Virginia chapter will be hosting its first event soon - in person! 😮 Check it out - @aaronpk will explore how hackers can compromise multi-factor authentication, and how you can avoid this for your own accounts!

https://www.devseccon.com/events/three-ways-to-hack-mfa/

The New Stream Yard Updates are AMAZING!
With @streamyardapp now you can have slide decks, hotkeys for the Elgato StreamDeck, Copyright Free Background Music, and Camera Switching and built-in cloud storage and team management! Sheesh!

Pleased to announce that Beloved Independent Company has been acquired by Enormous Corporation. While we've declined similar options in the past, Enormous Corporation has promised not to change anything while delivering me, personally, just a buttload of money.

Message from the Ukrainian tax office: “Have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare [them as income].” https://en.interfax.com.ua/news/general/804441.html

my favorite thing about airports is connecting to a random wifi network and giving it my credit card number. and just, like, hoping for the best

I'm always sad when I hear an indie company's acquired, especially when they're as successful and dearly-loved as Bandcamp is. Companies like those are so rare and an acquisition always brings uncertainty about the future: something indie artists already have more than enough of.

IT: "Here's a presentation on a tool to fix everything."
Me: "We own this functionality already in a tool you already have, who do you have assigned to run it?"
IT: "..."

Went on Facebook for the first time in 3 years, and everyone was either pregnant, in a pyramid scheme, or became a real estate agent.

I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season

ok ..buckle up it’s called trillion because it’s short for electricity billion

I can't wait to go bowling again. Sharing shoes with a bunch of strangers? Sign me up. Touching old arcade game buttons? Yes please. Sticking my fingers in the same three holes as 1000 other people? I want to live again