Aaron Parecki

Here’s the question you ask, “Let me be clear, Mr President. You are saying you *don’t know* if America is controlled by a deep state conspiracy of satanic pedophiles? That’s your position?” #trumptownhall

"I will flat out change the law to protect Trans rights. It's that simple. There should be no discrimination."

#BidenTownHall

I’m flipping between ABC and NBC and what a contrast! Trump just admitted that he owes $400 million, and apparently that’s “peanuts” in comparison with his assets. Biden is talking about increasing equity across underrepresented neighborhoods and giving everyone a fair chance.

This Biden town hall is making a strong case that his presidency will be a ratings disaster — a lot of somewhat longwinded, detailed answers to policy questions.

Really hard to pick between the guy who wants to preserve rights of trans people vs the guy who won't denounce white supremacists.

I’m flipping between ABC and NBC and what a contrast! Trump just admitted that he owes $400 million, and apparently that’s “peanuts” in comparison with his assets. Biden is talking about increasing equity across underrepresented neighborhoods and giving everyone a fair chance.

Scene: me doing a school visit today, talking to 120 4-8th graders on Zoom about Minecraft: The End

Kid: what’s your favorite game that isn’t Minecraft?

Me: I play a lot of Animal Crossing these days!

120 4-8th graders unmute their mics at once: OMG CAN WE VISIT YOUR ISLAND

Good problem to have...but umm, I sold out of one flavor of tea within 30 minutes of pre-launch 🙀

Oh look, the new SEARS catalog arrived!

Oh, the irony.

Ok so my solution is to say whatever I want and then send people to @GeraldUndone for actual explanations🤣