Aaron Parecki

2000's: use relational databases
2010's: actually, use document databases
2020's: nvm, use relational databases

So apparently there's a special #appleevent Twitter hashtag and blue badge that expires on September 28th. iPhone fall event confirmed? 🤓

2020 was invented by historians to sell more history

Told all my suitcases no holidays this year, now I have to deal with emotional baggage 😧

Who tf decided to call it "emotional baggage", and not "griefcase"?

imagine having a gender reveal party that burns over 7,000 acres. i swear, people say “how will i explain gay people to my child,” consider this, how will you explain millions of dollars of property damage to your kid, just so you know to buy pink or blue pajamas