Aaron Parecki

The mystery is electrifying. #triscuitgate

Guys, I just checked the Ts & Cs of Zoom, House Party, FaceTime and Skype. Turns out you don’t have to take a photo of your screen and share it on social media every time you have a video call 👍

Look, Apple screen time report, nobody wants to hear your shit right now.

1920: Alcohol is prohibited

2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during a national health crisis

Just updated some of the wording and sign up process on i.haza.website. Thanks @doubleloop for the feedback!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with some #coronavirus inspired lyrics!

Many have barely finished their second week ever of learning to work from home. In the midst of an unprecedented outbreak, everyone is improvising. You know what doesn’t help? Telling people doing their best to adapt to a new situation that “you’re doing it wrong”

Oh good its not just me 🤣

truth.

Say hello to the New Normal 👋🏽 This is a bright and light, floral, tequila negroni. Tequila, Aperol, Cocchi Americano, liqueur violette and hopped grapefruit bitters. Good to liven your senses while you watch the trees bloom🌳🌻We are delivering! Support local! #clintonhill #brooklyn #imbibe #imbibegram #deliverycocktails #cocktaildelivery #stayhome #newnormal

The Triscuit saga is enormously frustrating for me because the electricity biscuit thesis is not well supported by available documents, but Nabisco--which has already said it has no documentation as to the name's origin--is now "confirming" the thesis with no evidence.