Aaron Parecki

My voicemail greeting used to say "Hi, this is Gretchen, I don't check voicemail so please text me instead." The only reason it doesn't anymore is I switched providers and haven't even set up my voicemail anymore.

YES I realize I have 126 unlistened to voicemails.
1) I am a millennial. I don’t listen to voicemail.
2) My # has been leaked so I get a lot of spam/otherwise unwanted calls.
3) I read 98% of my voicemail transcripts.
4) Friends don’t call 31 year old friends.

#microformats2 parsing spec updated: http://microformats.org/wiki/index.php?title=microformats2-parsing&diff=66969&oldid=66967
* always parse alt with img src for accessibility info by default https://github.com/microformats/microformats2-parsing/issues/2
Implemented in current version of:
* mf2py - behind flag, in use by Brid.gy
This is a pretty big change, likely to require updates to parsers and calling code, however, the better access to accessibility info on img elements by default is a big improvement for all.

Haha; excellent personalized twitter targeting but definitely don’t need a new mattress anytime soon! But I admire your marketing game.

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I could post a photo showing off my cool glittery clothes and friends at the swanky NYE party... or I could show you what I'm actually doing until I go to bed at 10PM.

Brompton sighting!

Me, dumb, uninformed: 2018 was good, but 2019 will be better
Me, one year older, very wise: all years are good

I bought a couch today, not acquired from the side of the road or free from craigslist or left over from an old roommate. Is my adulting card in the mail yet?