Aaron Parecki

A corporate AMEX acct has a max length of 20 chars for the street address, and no second line. Between a 4-digit street number and "Apt XXX", that leaves only 8 left for the street name and type.

So cross your fingers that USPS figures out this abbreviated street name I guess.

As someone who doesn't cook with meat or eggs, this whole thread is incredibly confusing. It reads like everyone is in on a gag that is going completely over my head. https://twitter.com/warghetti/status/1595407307495587841

wow, Hive Social won't let you add any photos unless you grant it access to *all* your photos. Normally on iOS you can choose to give an app access to only select photos, but it recognizes this and prevents you from doing anything. Super sketchy, will not be using this.

good news: my Mastodon/fediverse timeline has already ramped up to the level of activity of my Twitter timeline

bad news: catching up on my Mastodon/fediverse timeline is now as noticeably bad for my mental health as Twitter was

Some day we're going to look back at social media and say "what are you talking about, there's no way everyone on Twitter was all on one instance"

Whenever I open twitter now, the home timeline has like 2 new tweets. I'm not sure if this is because the twitter infrastructure is failing, or because actually there was one person individually responsible for creating your home timeline and they were fired last week

Whoever did the electrical wiring in this apartment should have their license revoked.

1) the circuit marked "bedrooms" serves literally every lower outlet in the entire place, including both bedrooms and the living room, and the only place to hook up an AC ...

The number of people in my Twitter timeline still posting about anything other than the Twitter collapse is rapidly diminishing

If your web app uses Twitter to log users in, this would be a great time to add some alternative authentication methods!

You may also want to make a plan to handle account recovery for people who have already deleted their Twitter accounts...

The "live rent-free in my head" meme is one of my favorite things.

And if you don't know what that is, go look it up, and then it will live rent-free in your head.

Turns out we've been living in a video game this whole time https://twitter.com/jeffahamilton/status/1592640832804245504

This is your scheduled periodic reminder, for no particular reason, that now is a good time to review the third party OAuth apps that have access to your Twitter account, and remove any that you don't recognize or haven't used in a while.

➡ https://twitter.com/settings/connected_apps

I successfully navigated the timezone changes to London and back and didn't lose my Duolingo streak, AMA 🔥