Aaron Parecki

if you put "mini" or "tiny" in the name, i will buy it

Just thinking about how much more I could get done in a day if I could outsource all my sleeping to my cat who clearly enjoys it anyway

tfw you realize you've spent the whole day rushing to finish a project due tomorrow then realize it's actually due next week and a different project is due tomorrow instead 🤦

There are somehow *two* ATEM Minis in stock at Kellards right now! If you've been on the fence about getting one because they're out of stock everywhere, this is your chance! https://geni.us/TgVg

Hey @Linode why do you have so many ad trackers on your *login* domain? Of all places that's where you want to use as little 3rd party JS as possible!

Visiting login.linode.com loads trackers from Facebook, Doubleclick, Impact Radius, Oktopost, Linkedin, Google Ads, Bing

the hundreds of old boarding passes that normally clutter up my apple wallet just disappeared and now I kind of miss them 😔

I'm going live with @afitnerd in 5 minutes to talk about OAuth, online security, and also chat about yesterday's massive #TwitterHack! Join us, and bring your OAuth questions! https://youtu.be/dJl5wNAPm-w

This face pretty much sums up 2020 https://twitter.com/emojimashupplus/status/1283253864125411328

I just booked a hotel for an event in May 2021. That's still 10 months away but in some ways it feels like next week and that I'm being too optimistic that I'll be able to go.

Nice to see that #PHP is improving on the switch syntax, this is going to be great! https://php.watch/versions/8.0/match-expression

grr delivery companies that don't even bother trying to get in to the building and mark the package "delivery attempted, recipient not home" 😠 @DHLexpress

I haven't opened the @TripIt app in so long that I got signed out 😭

I'm going live in 10 minutes talking about the State of OAuth at @APIDaysGlobal!

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